Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
