ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
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it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
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you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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