I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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