sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
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The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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