Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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