i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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