I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
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