ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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