R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
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then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
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If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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