I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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