I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
whose parrot is this?
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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