Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
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Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
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We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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