dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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