he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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