Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
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having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
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