yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
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