I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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