so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
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Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
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Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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