This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
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No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
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Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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