If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
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I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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