i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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