he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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