The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
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