Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
