Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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