i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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