Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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