so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
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So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
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