you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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