I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
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Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
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It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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