she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Ketchup is God's man juice
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
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Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
as a side note pls kill me
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