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lets start a swedish sibling band together

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(212): lets start a swedish sibling band together http://tfl.nu/bq14

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I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."

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(561): I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday." http://tfl.nu/kc3i

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you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'

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(920): you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!' http://tfl.nu/st5y

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You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.

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(936): You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that. http://tfl.nu/w7w8

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THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.

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What?

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A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.

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(484): THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH. (610): What? (484): A TROUGH FOR VOMIT. http://tfl.nu/8z8s

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Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"

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hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins

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(757): Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank" (201): hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins http://tfl.nu/g5wh

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oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.

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(578): oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home. http://tfl.nu/mth9

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Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.

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(678): Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store. http://tfl.nu/d1b2

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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.

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Internet Is back!

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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.

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(860): CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS. (508): Internet Is back! (860): MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS. http://tfl.nu/a6kg

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The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that

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(954): The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that http://tfl.nu/l3dv

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She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen

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(+44): She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen http://tfl.nu/pozx

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the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there

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(856): the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there http://tfl.nu/b4jk

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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT

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I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.

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I effort

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(415): I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT (707): I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT. (415): I effort http://tfl.nu/ft8e

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My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.

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(434): My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics. http://tfl.nu/jrhb

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.

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(202): 90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here. http://tfl.nu/6qce

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