The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
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Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
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Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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