i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
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I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
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I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
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