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(504): View more from Louisiana

I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.

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(619): View more from California

you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.

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(850): View more from Florida

She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.

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(561): View more from Florida

His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.

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(806): View more from Texas

When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?

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(770): View more from Georgia

We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.

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(419): View more from Ohio

I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.

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(941): View more from Florida

"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"

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(503): View more from Oregon

Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?

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