If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
