Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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