OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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