She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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