you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Panties = found
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
