There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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