speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
