He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
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I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
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Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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