You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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