Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
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no. you can't hotbox the world.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
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My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
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