your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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