dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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