I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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