remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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