It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
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still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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