I like to think it a success when the cops are called
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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