Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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