I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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