i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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