yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Randomize