We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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