i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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