They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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