He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
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Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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