Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I want to fling myself into the sun
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
