that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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