I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
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apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
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