I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
she peed on how many people?
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You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
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Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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